Archive for January, 2018

State of the Union Address Review

Posted by Troy on 30th January 2018 in Current Events, Political

For the past few years, I would take down notes and refute the State of the Union speech point by point.  But tonight, I think I’m going to do something a little different.

I am going to laugh my ass off!  Oh my God, Trump found the loophole that no one else even knew existed!  He delivered line after line that gave Democrats two options: either applaud or look like assholes–your choice!  Again and again, he delivered lines like giving terminally ill the right to try.  I want to make prescriptions less expensive.  Together we can accomplish anything.

I will say that his speech was very middle of the road.  It was a listing of issues and challenges facing this nation.  His remarks were sensible.  They were the types of remarks that most people would hold.

The Democrat rebuttal was pretty much an emotional tirade with little substance and much rhetoric.  I swear to God, every time I see a politician fake cry/get choked up, I wish I could reach out and slap the ____ out of them.  I really do.  Don’t the rest of you get sick of the fake cry already?  It’s so demeaning.

Long Live the Constitution!

The Grammys Gets Political

Posted by Troy on 29th January 2018 in Current Events, Entertainment

Who could see it coming?!  Um… EVERYONE!  And that’s pretty much the way it’s been since Bush.  I don’t remember the Grammys being that political before Bush.  Maybe there would be an occasional gay marriage thing or something else, but it wasn’t overwhelming.  Then Bush came.  Bush was Hitler.  Bush was a moron.  Bush was a war monger.  The Obama came.  Obama was soooo cool.  He was, like, the coolest!  OMG, it’s Obama… he’s like… the bee’s knees!  Sooooo dreamy!  And that brings us to Trump.  It’s so hacky, it’s not even worth talking about.  This is part of the reason why people stopped watching shows like the Grammys.  Here’s the rundown:

1 – These things are basically a popularity contest.  It’s a bunch of elitists jacking off other elitists and celebrating how great they are.  It’s kinda disgusting.  You want to know how to tell if music is good?  Well, frankly, sales is a good indicator.  If you have a bunch of people buying your music, you must be making music that appeals to people.  If you want to claim that being commercially successful isn’t the same as being artistically successful, I’ll counter that argument by saying: having other people tell me that something is artistically successful doesn’t mean crap to me.   If you want to go with some sort of immeasurable measurement: any music that manages to touch anybody deeply is artistically successful.  Period.

2 – Why do people tune to to have other people tell them what is good music?  Do you not trust your own ears?  Do you not trust your own guts?

3 – Let’s be honest: you have a group of people that mocks half of America and calls them stupid or Nazi.  Gee, I wonder why those people don’t want to tune it?

4 – These shows have become joyless.  Absolutely joyless.  There, I said it.  That’s all these things are.  They are self-important, self-aggrandizing, preachy…This drags on for hours.  You claim that you are there to celebrate the year in music?  How about you actually do it.

Who is surprised that the Grammys got political?  Probably the same ones that were surprised the ratings were in the gutter.

Long Live the Constitution!

White House Amnesty Deal – Democrats Suck at this Game

Posted by Troy on 26th January 2018 in Current Events, Political

People on the right went nuts at Trump’s deal.  He’s going to give 1.8 million illegals citizenship?  He’s going to let them have chain migration?  He’s not even getting e-verify?  And the only thing he really gets out of the deal is a wall?  This is madness.  This will cost Republicans the 2018 election!

Of course, I doubted the whole thing.  I think Trump offered it to prove a point.  He gave the Democrats everything they wanted for those poor, unfortunate “dreamers.”  More than legal status…citizenship.  He knew that it would prove that the Democrat’s don’t care about the dreamers.  Well, they might, but that’s not what the fight was about.  The fight is about having an open border.  That is all they truly care about.  If they cared about the dreamers and protecting them, they take the deal.

And the Democrats fell for it!  It was an obvious trap, and they took the cheese and whip-snap when the trap.  My god… how stupid can they be?

Here was the winning move, morons:  Take the deal to defend the dreamers.  Paint the wall as racist.  Run on that in 2018.  Defund the wall.

For all the people out there that think Trump is stupid, here’s a true story.  There was a chess tournament.  A chess master was being beaten by his challenger and stood in his chair and yelled, “Why must I be beaten by this idiot?!”  If your opponent is an idiot and he is beating you…what does that say about you?

Long Live the Constitution!

Why Oprah Will Never Be President…If She’s Smart

Posted by Troy on 10th January 2018 in Current Events, Political

If she were to run and get the Democratic nomination, I believe she would win.  She would win as she would have the same wind at her back (a lackey media and pop culture just spewing sugar all day for her) without the anchor of being the most unlikable person on the planet (i.e. she’s not Hillary Clinton).  So she would win (unless the economy is just exploding under Trump, in which case, there is nothing Democrats can do but cry… more money in your pocket always wins on election day).

1 – Oprah’s brand is her fortune.  Look at her empire.  Say what you will for Trump, his product is his fortune.  He builds real estate.  He has other little side ventures, but his name (as much as he would cringe at hearing this) is not really his fortune.  No one buys a building because Trump built it.  No one buys a wine because of Trump on the label.  They do for Oprah.  She may have some manufacturing of some sort in her portfolio, but her main income is from endorsing things.  Selling things.  Marketing things (including herself in her show).  If she gets into politics, she will instantly have 40% of the nation pretty much hating her.  This would destroy her brand and her fortune.  But let’s assume she doesn’t care about any of that.

2 – Being President means you are Commander in Chief.  That means you have to give orders that cause people to die.  Or withhold orders that cause people to die.  Their deaths are on your shoulders.  Could Trump give those orders?  Yes.  Could Hillary?  Shit Hillary could send 100,000 men to their deaths without batting an eye.  This is not a sexist remark.  Women can do it just as well as men (Queen Elizabeth, Margret Thatcher, Angela Merkle, Hillary Clinton…).  Could you imagine Oprah giving those orders?

If she were to become President, this country is pretty much toast.  While I am generally a non-interventionist, every country in the world is going to assume that she is unwilling to see men die at her command and would instantly start running roughshod over weaker countries.  We would have open borders.  Her way of dealing with every crisis would be to open the coffers either in aid to poor countries or as bribes to evil countries.  Trying the techniques she used to gain her status in the world: be likable.  Be generous.  Try to talk things out.  All these sound great.  But it’s one thing to talk things out with your friend who is mad at you.  It’s another to talk things out with an MS-13 member that’s about to kill you or Rocket Man.

Long Live the Constitution!